'Your mission is to destroy a cell of insane russian terrorists, threatening to nuke Tampere unless we pay them a zillion Euros,' the Boss explained. 'They're holed up on an oil rig off the coast of Norway, here.'
'Off you go, Agent. You'll meet your contact, Vegard Ulvang, at the South Norwegian Esso. Questions?'
'Can't think of any.'
'Good. Could you bring me a roll of paper before you go?'